Diego G. Arias ... Angry Man Dawn Bursell ... Janice John Bursell ... Mark Mary Sarah Gross ... Julie Junie Hoang ... Jennifer - Angry Wife Doyle Thiemer ... Pastor Lodge
Bryce Dallas Howard ... Ivy Walker Joaquin Phoenix ... Lucius Hunt Adrien Brody ... Noah Percy William Hurt ... Edward Walker Sigourney Weaver ... Alice Hunt Brendan Gleeson ... August Nicholson Cherry Jones ... Mrs. Clack Celia Weston ... Vivian Percy John Christopher Jones ... Robert Percy Frank Collison ... Victor Jayne Atkinson ... Tabitha Walker Judy Greer ... Kitty Walker Fran Kranz ... Christop Crane Michael Pitt ... Finton Coin Jesse Eisenberg ... Jamison
Jamila and Adnan Bayyoud ... Themselves Alvin DuVernay ... Himself Piers Guy ... Himself Layefa Malini ... Herself Fernand Pareau ... Himself Pete Postlethwaite ... The Archivist Jeh Wadia ... Himself
Christopher Lee ... Mohammed Ali Jinnah James Fox ... Mountbatten Maria Aitken ... Edwina Shashi Kapoor ... Narrator Richard Lintern ... Jinnah (Younger) Shireen Shah ... Fatima Jinnah Robert Ashby ... Nehru Indira Varma ... Ruttie Jinnah Sam Dastor ... Gandhi Shakeel ... Liaquat Ali Khan Nafees Ahmed ... Younger Dina Vaneeza Ahmed ... Dina (Older) Roger Brierley ... Judge Rowena Cooper ... Lady Willingdon James Curran ... Colonel Knowles Vernon Dobtcheff ... Lord Willingdon Michael Elwyn ... Sir Cyril Radcliffe Ian Gelder ... The English police officer Christopher Godwin ... Recruitment officer John Grillo ... Sir Dinshaw Petit Talat Hussain ... Refugee Stephen Mortlock ... English Reporter John Nettleton ... General Gracie David Quilter ... Porrit Khayyam Sarhadi ... Nishtar David Sterne ... Birtwhistle Marc Zuber ... Muhammad Iqhal
Ralph Richardson ... Baines Michèle Morgan ... Julie Sonia Dresdel ... Mrs. Baines Bobby Henrey ... Phillipe Denis O'Dea ... Inspector Crowe Jack Hawkins ... Detective Ames Walter Fitzgerald ... Dr. Fenton Dandy Nichols ... Mrs. Patterson Joan Young ... Mrs. Barrow Karel Stepanek ... First Secretary Gerard Heinz ... Ambassador Torin Thatcher ... Policeman James Hayter ... Perry Geoffrey Keen ... Detective Davis (as Geoffrey Keene) Bernard Lee ... Detective Hart
James Mason ... Nicholas Ann Todd ... Francesca Herbert Lom ... Dr. Larsen Hugh McDermott ... Peter Gay Albert Lieven ... Maxwell Leyden Yvonne Owen ... Susan Brook David Horne ... Dr. Kendall Manning Whiley ... Dr. Irving Grace Allardyce ... Nurse Ernest Davies ... Parker John Slater ... James Arnold Goldsborough ... Conductor Muir Mathieson ... Conductor
Trevor Howard ... Lord Cardigan Vanessa Redgrave ... Mrs. Clarissa Morris John Gielgud ... Lord Raglan Harry Andrews ... Lord Lucan Jill Bennett ... Mrs. Fanny Duberly David Hemmings ... Capt. Louis Edward Nolan Ben Aris ... Capt. Fitz Maxse Mickey Baker ... Trooper Metcalfe (as Micky Baker) Peter Bowles ... Paymaster Capt. Henry Duberly Leo Britt ... Gen. Scarlett Mark Burns ... Capt. William Morris John J. Carney ... Trooper Mitchell (as John Carney) Helen Cherry ... Lady Scarlett Chris Chittell ... Trooper (as Christopher Chittel) Ambrose Coghill ... Lt. Col. Douglas
Dan Grimaldi ... Donald 'Donny' Kohler Robert Osth ... Bobby Tuttle Ruth Dardick ... Mrs. Kohler Charles Bonet ... Ben (as Charlie Bonet) Bill Ricci ... Vito Dennis Hunt ... Locker Room Worker John Hedberg ... Locker Room Worker Johanna Brushay ... Kathy Jordan Darcy Shean ... Girl in Car Mary Ann Chin ... Woman in Street Lois Verkimeps ... Woman with Kids Susan Smith ... Girl in Market Jim Donnegan ... Clerk Claudia Folts ... Body #1 Denise Woods ... Body #2
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. ... Bopper (segment "Music") (as Miguel Nunez) Karen Montgomery ... Secretary (segment "Tied Up") Marie-Alise Recasner ... Stewardess (segment "Goodbye") Tracy Vaccaro ... Marlene (segment "Marlene") Barbara Bosson ... Pam (segment "Sale on Professional Men") Squire Fridell ... Newscaster (segment "Sale on Professional Men") Mike George ... Lance (segment "Sale on Professional Men") Jennifer Tilly ... Joni (segment "Sale on Professional Men") Doyle Baker ... Executive (segment "Alarm") Ed Berke ... Held-up Man (segment "Alarm") Karen Mayo-Chandler ... Secretary (segment "Alarm") (as Karen Mayo Chandler) Robert Sherman ... Delivery Man (segment "Alarm") Shawn Campbell ... Billy (segment "3-Mile Island People") Deborah Harmon ... Mom (segment "3-Mile Island People) Jill Norton ... Suzy (segment "3-Mile Island People")
Louis de Funès ... Maréchal des logis-chef Ludovic Cruchot Michel Galabru ... Adjudant Jérôme Gerber Christian Marin ... Maréchal des Logis Albert Merlot Guy Grosso ... Maréchal des Logis Tricard (as Grosso) Michel Modo ... Maréchal des Logis Berlicot (as Modo) Alan Scott ... Franck Jean Lefebvre ... Maréchal des Logis Lucien Fougasse Geneviève Grad ... Nicole Cruchot Marino Masé ... Aldo Mario Pisu ... L'adjudant Renzo Albert Augier ... Le présentateur de la publicité Jean-Pierre Bertrand ... Le copain de Nicole Jean Droze ... Un gendarme italien Leroy Haynes ... Le chauffeur de taxi Billy Kearns ... Le lieutenant de police (as Bill Kearns)
Amy Abts ... Gladys John Agurkis ... Karl Olafsson Julie Ahasay ... Pat Radke Carrie Boberg ... Melinda Steven Boberg ... Douglas MariAnna Clokey ... Mentee Abraham Curran ... Ben Jeremy Ehlert ... Liam Carolyn Gleason ... Angie Hynes Matthew Glover ... Trenton Ellis III Onyx Johnson ... Ordell Jody Kujawa ... Lars Rochelle Luoma ... Trina Londo Masterman ... Ferdinand Erin McConnell ... Merriam Greg Moore ... Mr. Matthews Tanya Moore ... Claire Rob Nilsson ... Secular Heckler Peter Ooley ... Neil Jason Page ... Tom Trevor Peterson ... Pee Wee John Rorke ... Brad Carl Sauer ... Harley Christa Schulz ... Suela Sommerset Jack Setterlund ... Father John Gordon Zachary Stofer ... Ward Jake Torkelson ... Baby Dave Marcus Trudeau ... Angry Soup Kitchen Patron Kate Ufema ... Marlys Rosenblum Alan Zeppa ... Sam Radke
Ian Somerhalder ... Miles Slater Robert Carlyle ... Joseph Macavoy Ving Rhames ... Joshua Harlow Kelly Hu ... Lai Lai Zhen Scott Adkins ... Yuri Petrov Liam Cunningham ... Powers John Lynch ... Faruk Samier Craig Conway Andy Nyman ... Tech Eddie Rachel Grant ... Lina Sophia Iddo Goldberg ... Tech Rob Sebastien Foucan Bashar Rahal ... Asaf Sadiq J.J. Perry Camilla Power ... Sarah Hunter Thomas Craig Siso Kamburov ... Victor Velizar Binev ... The Owner Bill Fellows ... Pete Evans Nick Rowntree ... Eddie Cuzack Harry Anichkin ... Very Rich Man John Warburton ... Bus Driver Kitodar Todorov Rob Kenyon Oliver Jones Chris Kenyon Kristina Pavlova ... Bar dancer
Terence Hill ... Cat Stevens Bud Spencer ... Hutch Bessy Frank Wolff ... Bill San Antonio Gina Rovere ... Rose José Manuel Martín ... Bud Luis Barboo ... Full-bearded henchman Joaquín Blanco Tito García ... Tam-Tam Frank Braña ... Smoking poker player with moustache Antonietta Fiorito Francisco Sanz ... Full-bearded, fawning informant with glasses (as Paco Sanz) Franco Gulà ... Gravedigger, Clockmaker José Canalejas ... Mexican henchman Bruno Arié ... Older poker Player with no moustache Remo Capitani ... Publican in saloon
Jason Robards ... Al Capone George Segal ... Peter Gusenberg Ralph Meeker ... George Clarence 'Bugs' Moran Jean Hale ... Myrtle Clint Ritchie ... Jack McGurn Frank Silvera ... Nick Sorello Joseph Campanella ... Albert Wienshank Richard Bakalyan ... John Scalise David Canary ... Frank Gusenberg Bruce Dern ... Johnny May Harold J. Stone ... Frank Nitti Kurt Kreuger ... James Clark Paul Richards ... Charles Fischetti Joe Turkel ... Jake 'Greasy Thumb' Guzik (as Joseph Turkel) Milton Frome ... Adam Heyer
Lon Chaney ... Alonzo the Armless Norman Kerry ... Malabar the Mighty, Circus Strongman Joan Crawford ... Nanon Zanzi Nick De Ruiz ... Antonio Zanzi, Nanon's Father John George ... Cojo, Alonzo's Assistant Frank Lanning ... Costra Polly Moran ... Landlady (scenes deleted) Bobbie Mack ... Gypsy (scenes deleted) Italia Frandi ... Gypsy Girl (unconfirmed) Venezia Frandi ... (unconfirmed)
Dirk Bogarde ... Chris Lloyd Kay Walsh ... Mrs. Sykes Elizabeth Sellars ... Magda Lloyd Geoffrey Keen ... Det. Insp. Deakin Frederick Piper ... Mr. Sykes Jane Aird ... Mrs. Campbell Julian Somers ... Jack Lloyd Jon Whiteley ... Robbie Jack Stewart ... Mr. Campbell Douglas Blackwell ... Det. Sgt. Grayson Leonard White ... Police station sergeant Gerald Anderson ... Assistant Commissioner Denis Webb ... Chief Superintendent Gerald Case ... Deputy Assistant Commissioner John Bushelle ... Chief Inspector
Charlotte Rampling ... Gaby Hart Michael Sarrazin ... Bert Sanders Derek de Lint ... Chris Brine Jappe Claes ... Cil. March Herbert Flack ... David Hyde Harry Cleven ... PC Serge-Henri Valcke ... Harry Wellman Romy Haag ... Lana Eva Robin's ... Pepper John Van Dreelen ... Minister Weinberger Norma Christine Deumner ... Salome Pascale Jean-Louis ... Divine Alexandra Vandernoot ... Euridice Mark Verstraete ... Police Officer Hugo Van Den Berghe ... Policeman
Vincent Price ... Lionel Grisbane Christopher Lee ... Corrigan Peter Cushing ... Sebastian Grisbane Desi Arnaz Jr. ... Kenneth Magee John Carradine ... Lord Grisbane Sheila Keith ... Victoria Julie Peasgood ... Mary Norton Richard Todd ... Sam Allyson Louise English ... Diana Richard Hunter ... Andrew Norman Rossington ... Stationmaster
Frank Harper ... Barry Mat Fraser ... Jimmy Loveit Terry Stone ... Ron Faye Tozer ... Cristol Beau Baptist ... Charlie Kitty Lea ... Hooker Pete Morgan ... Robbie Adam Saint ... Ray Ewan Ross ... Arthur Kugan Cassius ... Lenny Forbes KB ... Col Anthony Taylor ... Bryan Helen Watkins ... Lu Dan Poole ... Gregor (as Dan Poole) Richard Breezy Wynn ... Sydney
Sarah Jones ... Kerri Ryan Kelley ... Alan Douglas Spain ... Bill Noah Segan ... Sean Paul Costa ... Brandon Brandon Meyer ... Daneck Ashleigh Snyder ... Monica Michael Strynkowski ... George Nicole Komendat ... Amanda Gricel Castineira ... Lisa Andrea Ajemian ... Dana Kevin Allesee ... Evan Charles Cooper ... Brandon's Father James DeVoy ... Sean's Father Bettye Keefer ... Sean's Mother Alexandra Lundgren ... Liz Vonzell Solomon ... Chelsea Noah Threkeld ... Brad Olivia Weil ... Patty Shira Weitz ... Steph
Josh Henderson ... Adam Tom Arnold ... Father Bailey Jenna Dewan ... Molly Lauren Storm ... Amy Derek Lee Nixon ... Chester Jesse Heiman ... Clinton Anthony Gaskins ... Dudley Abraham Taylor ... Marc Dixon Jaci Twiss ... Cynthia Swensen Kellie Cockrell ... Brunette Beauty Johnny Ahn ... Keyboard Player Josh Aker ... Jerry Danny Bonaduce ... Danny Bonaduce Todd Bridges ... Waiter Maria Carr ... Sister Vasquez McCall Clark ... Blonde Bombshell Nikola Clark ... Date #2 Kannika Coley ... Exchange student Kristin Dean ... Wallflower #3 aka the girl who takes Clinton's money Maggie Fish ... Student Onlooker Amanda Garrett ... Darcy Tommy Green Jr. ... Pendleton Brett Howell ... Jerk #1 Chris Laird ... Sophomore Whitney Lee ... High School Girl Ashley Leggat ... Britney Andreau Martin ... Antwan Ben Naccarato ... Drummer Mary Alice Nelson ... High School Girl Leanna Pareja ... Hot Girl Brandon Petersen ... Kissing Boy Jessica Ritchie ... Avery Meagan Rudd ... Candice Samie Sayakhammy ... Exchange Student Nenetzi Scott ... Date #1 Lily Smith ... Kate Sara Jade Woodhouse ... Terry
Charlton Heston ... Stewart Graff Ava Gardner ... Remy Royce-Graff George Kennedy ... Sgt. Lew Slade Lorne Greene ... Sam Royce Geneviève Bujold ... Denise Marshall (as Genevieve Bujold) Richard Roundtree ... Miles Quade Marjoe Gortner ... Jody Barry Sullivan ... Dr. Willis Stockle Lloyd Nolan ... Dr. James Vance Victoria Principal ... Rosa Amici Walter Matthau ... Drunk (as Walter Matuschanskayasky) Monica Lewis ... Barbara Gabriel Dell ... Sal Amici Pedro Armendáriz Jr. ... Officer Emilio Chavez (as Pedro Armendariz Jr.) Lloyd Gough ... Bill Cameron
Val Kilmer ... Dr. David Kruipen Alexandra Staseson ... Infected Girl Brad Dryborough ... Man with Needle / Fishing Reporter Greg Rogers ... Webcam Voice (voice) William B. Davis ... Ted Gary Chalk ... Jack (as Garry Chalk) Peter Kelamis ... Mike Brenda Crichlow ... Anchorwoman (as Brenda M. Crichlow) Anne Marie DeLuise ... Dr. Jane Sanders John Callander ... Edward Lamech Kadloo ... Nuti Kyle Schmid ... Federico Fulce Steph Song ... Ling Chen Aaron Ashmore ... Atom Galen Evan Adams ... Professor Anderson
Benjamin Bratt ... Dr. Jeremy Stone Eric McCormack ... Jack Nash Christa Miller ... Dr. Angela Noyce Daniel Dae Kim ... Dr. Tsi Chou Viola Davis ... Dr. Charlene Barton Justin Louis ... Colonel James C. Ferrus Barry Flatman ... Charles 'Chuck' Beeter Ted Whittall ... President William J. Scott Ted Atherton ... Edward 'Ed' Dewitt Tom McBeath ... Kyle Tobler Rick Schroder ... Major Bill Keane MD (as Ricky Schroder) Andre Braugher ... General George W. Mancheck Jesse Moss ... Jeff Megan Magda Apanowicz ... Suzie Travis Kurt Max Runte ... Sherriff Martin Willis
Antonio Banderas ... Pierre Dulaine Rob Brown ... Rock Yaya DaCosta ... LaRhette Alfre Woodard ... Augustine James John Ortiz ... Mr. Temple Laura Benanti ... Tina Jonathan Malen ... Kurd Jasika Nicole ... Egypt Shawand McKenzie ... Big Girl Dante Basco ... Ramos Elijah Kelley ... Danjou Jenna Dewan ... Sasha Marcus T. Paulk ... Eddie Brandon D. Andrews ... Monster Lauren Collins ... Caitlin
Nikki Reed ... Shay Bettencourt Jonathan Tucker ... Jordan Wells Julie Gonzalo ... Desiree Thomas Michael O'Keefe ... Detective Griffin Haviland Morris ... Julia Wells Dennis Boutsikaris ... Ben Wells Frank Whaley ... Wade Chandling Alessa Neeck ... Abbey Christopher Jon Martin ... Jake Miles (as Christopher Martin) Patricia Lewis Browne ... Older Woman Billy Powell ... Chemistry Teacher Thomas Tripiciano ... Dean Robert Mullen Nick Lang ... Wide Receiver Ferdinand Jay Smith ... DA Thomas (as Ferdinand J. Smith) Sarah Anderson ... Waitress
Jack Wild ... Jimmy Billie Hayes ... Witchiepoo Martha Raye ... Boss Witch 'Mama' Cass Elliot ... Witch Hazel (as Mama Cass) Billy Barty ... Googy Gopher / Orville Pelican Jane Dulo ... Miss Flick Allison McKay Jan Davis ... Witch Way Princess Livingston Sharon Baird ... Shirley Pufnstuf Joy Campbell ... Orson / Cling / Various characters Roberto Gamonet ... H.R. Pufnstuf Andy Ratoucheff ... Alarm Clock (as Andrew Ratoucheff) Angelo Rossitto ... Seymore Spider / Clang Felix Silla ... Polkadotted Horse
David Wenham ... Father Damien Kate Ceberano ... Princess Liliuokalani Jan Decleir ... Bishop Köckerman Chris Haywood ... Clayton Strawn Derek Jacobi ... Father Leonor Fouesnel Keanu Kapuni-Szasz ... Malulani Alice Krige ... Mother Marianne Cope Kris Kristofferson ... Rudolph Meyer Leo McKern ... Bishop Maigret Sam Neill ... Walter Murray Gibson Peter O'Toole ... William Williamson Dirk Roofthooft ... Father Conrardy Tom Wilkinson ... Brother Joseph Dutton Aden Young ... Dr. Kalewis Kate Agnew ... Sister Leopoldina Nan Asuncion ... Mrs. Meyer Larry Bialock ... White Gentleman Charlene Campbell ... Emma's Mother Joseph Cariago Jr. ... Teenage Little Bishop Curtis Crabbe ... Amon Kimo Farm ... Jimmy Randy Fyjimori ... Kaho'ohuli Thom Hoffman ... Dr. William Saxe Keokeokalae Hughes ... Old Woman Zachary Kapule ... Ranch Hand Swaine Kaui ... Sailor Kayla Kawai ... Elizabeth Meyer Sylvestor Kepilino ... Caveman Jan Kleinejan ... White Officer William Lebus ... Reverend Appleyard Dorothy Mane ... Celia Richard Marks ... Verger Murphy Mersburg ... Amon Cohort Bill Ogilvie ... Ship's Officer George O'Hanlon Jr. ... Evans (as George O'Hanlon) Norbert Palea ... Ute Michael Pas ... Dr. Stottard Michael W. Perry ... Dr. Trousseau Kalaiwaa Pilialoha ... Housekeeper Bishop Ryan Rumbaugh ... Little Bishop George Russell ... Reporter Varoa Tiki ... Old Woman
Slavko Stimac ... Ljuban Maric Gordana Inkret ... Draga Zeljko Malcic ... Pero Edo Perocevic ... Saperlot Ratko Buljan ... Ucitelj Antun Nalis ... Urednik novina Branko Matic Vojkan Pavlovic Vlado Bacic Marija Aleksic (as M. Aleksic) Franjo Benkovic (as F. Benkovic) Mirko Boman (as M. Boman) Franjo Fruk (as F. Fruk) Olga Pivec (as O. Pivac) Joza Seb (as J. Seb) Antun Vrbenski (as A. Vrbenski)
Julia Roberts ... Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison Billy Crystal ... Lee Phillips Catherine Zeta-Jones ... Gwen Harrison John Cusack ... Eddie Thomas Hank Azaria ... Hector Gorgonzolas Stanley Tucci ... Dave Kingman Christopher Walken ... Hal Weidmann Alan Arkin ... Wellness Guide Seth Green ... Danny Wax Scot Zeller ... Davis Larry King ... Himself Steve Pink ... Limo Driver Rainn Wilson ... Dave O'Hanlon Eric Balfour ... Security Guard Marty Belafsky ... Security Guard
Sacha Horler ... Natalie Matt Day ... Ross Jonathan Segat ... Louis Portia Bradley ... Ruby Roy Davies ... Old Man Catherine Hill ... Newsreader Sonya Suares ... Rosie Singh Petru Gheorghiu ... Con Eddie Baroo ... Tim Donnelly Travis Cotton ... Howard Fred Whitlock ... Greg Sean Rees-Wemyss ... Blake Lauren Mikkor ... Georgia Chloe Guymer ... Chloe Katie Wall ... Winona
Nappon Gomarachun ... General Jang Sei Yang Santisuk Promsiri ... Lowfei Dan Chupong ... Deaw Piyapong Piew-on ... Tun Somrak Khamsing ... Tug Amornthep Waewsang ... Moo Suebsak Pansueb ... Jo Nantaway Wongwanichislip ... Nye Kessarin Ektawatkul ... Nui Rattaporn Khemtong ... Tunta Chatthapong Pantanaunkul ... Foong (as Chattaporn Pantana-Angkul) Sasisa Jindamanee ... Baetoey Payong Mounda ... Village Head Swat Hoopsom ... Disabled June Angela ... Nui (voice: English version) Vanna Bonta ... Mali (voice: English version) Sahaschai Chumrum ... Lieutenant Thripundomrong Liddomerong Elyse Dinh ... Tukta / Newscaster (voice: English version) Josiah D. Lee ... Scruff (voice: English version) Marlene Sharp ... Additional Characters (voice: English version) Wannakit Sirioput ... Foh Don Tai ... Tub (voice) Eddie Vee ... Deaw (voice: English version)
Louie Anderson ... Himself Criss Angel ... Himself Dave Attell ... Himself Vince August ... Himself Maria Bamford ... Herself Fred Belford ... Himself Doug Benson ... Himself Al Berman ... Himself David 'Elsewhere' Bernal ... Himself Lewis Black ... Himself Uwe Boll ... Himself (as Dr. Uwe Boll) John Bowman ... Himself Stephen Burrows ... Himself (as Steve Burrows) Christa Campbell ... Herself Paul Chilsen ... Himself Chingy ... Himself Andrew Dice Clay ... Himself (as Andrew 'Dice' Clay) David Cross ... Himself Tommy Davidson ... Himself Mike Ditka ... Himself Eric Edwards ... Himself Robert Englund ... Himself Jim Everett ... Himself (archive footage) Devin Faraci ... Himself Craig Ferguson ... Himself Adam Ferrara ... Himself Carrie Fisher ... Herself Greg Fitzsimmons ... Himself Larry Flynt ... Himself Pablo Francisco ... Himself Judah Friedlander ... Himself Billy Gardell ... Himself David Garrett ... Himself Todd Glass ... Himself Gilbert Gottfried ... Himself Tom Green ... Himself David Alan Grier ... Himself Kathy Griffin ... Herself Peter Grumbine ... Himself Peter Guber ... Himself Arsenio Hall ... Himself Bill Hicks ... Himself (archive footage) Paris Hilton ... Herself (archive footage) Perez Hilton ... Himself Christopher Hitchens ... Himself James Inman ... Himself (archive footage) Dom Irrera ... Himself Ron Jeremy ... Himself Robert Kelly ... Himself Jamie Kennedy ... Himself Jewel Kilcher ... Herself (as Jewel) Andy Kindler ... Himself Jen Kober ... Herself (archive footage) Richard Kyanka ... Himself Dean Larit ... Himself Bobby Lee ... Himself Tom Leykis ... Himself Jon Lovitz ... Himself George Lucas ... Himself Rod Lurie ... Himself Bill Maher ... Himself Leonard Maltin ... Himself Howie Mandel ... Himself Nicole Mandich ... Herself Joe Mantegna ... Himself Jamie Masada ... Himself Craig Mazin ... Himself Rob McKittrick ... Himself Andy Milonakis ... Himself Chance Minter ... Himself Eugene Mirman ... Himself Patton Oswalt ... Himself Rick Overton ... Himself Russell Peters ... Himself Drew Pinsky ... Himself (as Dr. Drew Pinsky) Dennis Prager ... Himself Ronald Reagan ... Himself (archive footage) Simon Rex ... Himself John Ridley ... Himself Paul Rodriguez ... Himself Richard Roeper ... Himself Joe Rogan ... Himself Jim Rome ... Himself (archive footage) Roseanne ... Herself (as Roseanne Barr) Jeffrey Ross ... Himself (as Jeff Ross) Eli Roth ... Himself Deep Roy ... Himself John Salley ... Himself Julian Schnabel ... Himself (archive footage) Flip Schultz ... Himself Joel Schumacher ... Himself Pauly Shore ... Himself Bobby Slayton ... Himself Jeffrey Sneider ... Himself (as Jeff Sneider) John Stockwell ... Himself Barbra Streisand ... Herself (archive footage) Nick Swardson ... Himself Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson ... Himself (as Carrot Top) Paul F. Tompkins ... Himself Daniel Tosh ... Himself Danny Trejo ... Himself The Used ... Themselves Jody Vaclav ... Herself David Wain ... Himself George Wallace ... Himself Sheila Wenz ... Herself Mike White ... Himself Harland Williams ... Himself Henry Winkler ... Himself Mark Young ... Himself (as Dr. Mark Young) Sean Young ... Herself Rob Zombie ... Himself Harold Greene ... Himself (archive footage) (uncredited) Brian Holtzman ... Himself (uncredited) Harvey Levin ... Himself (voice) (archive sound) (uncredited) Michael Richards ... Himself (voice) (archive sound) (uncredited) Gene Shalit ... Himself (archive footage) (uncredited) David Sheehan ... Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)
