Dudley Moore ... Harvey Orchid / Herschel Laraine Newman ... Zoey / Zerelda James Coco ... Hyssop Paul Sand ... God's Angel Jack Gilford ... Tailor Dom DeLuise ... Shadrach John Houseman ... The Archangel Madeline Kahn ... The Witch David L. Lander ... The Beggar Richard Pryor ... Pharaoh John Ritter ... Satan (The Devil) Richard B. Shull ... Jethro Tanya Boyd ... Princess William Watson ... Bandit Sam Weisman ... Talent Coordinator
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Vincent Lindon ... Simon Firat Ayverdi ... Bilal Audrey Dana ... Marion Derya Ayverdi ... Mina Thierry Godard ... Bruno Selim Akgul ... Zoran (as Selim Akgül) Firat Celik ... Koban Murat Subasi ... Mirko Olivier Rabourdin ... Lieutenant Caratini Yannick Renier ... Alain Mouafaq Rushdie ... Le père de Mina Behi Djanati Atai ... La mère de Mina (as Behi Djanati Ataï) Patrick Ligardes ... Le voisin de Simon Jean-Pol Brissart ... Le juge Blandine Pélissier ... La juge aux affaires familiales
Donald Pleasence ... 'Doc' Tydon Gary Bond ... John Grant Chips Rafferty ... Jock Crawford Sylvia Kay ... Janette Hynes Jack Thompson ... Dick Peter Whittle ... Joe Al Thomas ... Tim Hynes John Meillon ... Charlie John Armstrong ... Atkins Slim DeGrey ... Jarvis Maggie Dence ... Receptionist Norm Erskine ... Joe the cook Owen Moase ... First controller John Dalleen ... Second controller Buster Fiddess ... Charlie Jones
Michelle Pfeiffer ... Claire Spencer Katharine Towne ... Caitlin Spencer Miranda Otto ... Mary Feur James Remar ... Warren Feur Harrison Ford ... Norman Spencer Victoria Bidewell ... Beatrice Diana Scarwid ... Jody Dennison Samaroo ... PhD Student #1 Jennifer Tung ... PhD Student #2 Eliott Goretsky ... Teddy Rachel Singer ... PhD Student #3 Daniel Zelman ... PhD Student #4 Ray Baker ... Dr. Stan Powell Wendy Crewson ... Elena Amber Valletta ... Madison Elizabeth Frank
Colin Tierney ... Himself - Narrator (voice) Ali Allayan Adam Al Smadi Helen Bond ... Herself (as Dr Helen Bond) Giorgio Franchetti ... Himself Shimon Gibson ... Himself (as Dr Shimon Gibson) Thomas Govero ... Himself Yosef Porath ... Himself (as Dr Yosef Porath) Maria Shihadeh Ahmad Sraw James D. Tabor ... Himself (as Professor James D. Tabor) Anne Wroe ... Herself (as Dr Anne Wroe) Alexander Yacobson ... Himself (as Dr Alexander Yacobson)
Domiziano Arcangeli ... Juan Yurizan Beltrán ... Kelly Vinnie Bilancio ... Jack Al Burke ... Badger Sean Cain ... John Victoria De Mare ... Sarah Ragdale Eva Derrek ... Rachel Phoebe Dollar ... Maria Magic J. Ellingson ... Prison Guard #1 Michelle Fatale ... Prison Girl Meredith Giangrande ... Angel Sindy Lange ... BB David Lipson ... Ed Tamara Melnyk ... Female Prisoner Tai Chan Ngo ... Werewolf Jackeline Olivier ... Rita Bernadette Perez ... Serina Neto DePaula Pimenta ... Garcia Jed Rowen ... Julio Natalie Stone ... Robin Kristen Zaik ... Crystal
Will Ferrell ... George W. Bush Michael Delaney ... Dr. Scott Blumeth Pia Glenn ... Condoleezza Rice Adam Mucci ... Pilot Patrick Ferrell ... Jerry - the Secret Service agent
Max Records ... Max Pepita Emmerichs ... Claire Max Pfeifer ... Claire's Friend #1 Madeleine Greaves ... Claire's Friend #2 Joshua Jay ... Claire's Friend #3 Ryan Corr ... Claire's Friend #4 Catherine Keener ... Mom Steve Mouzakis ... Teacher Mark Ruffalo ... The Boyfriend James Gandolfini ... Carol (voice) Paul Dano ... Alexander (voice) Catherine O'Hara ... Judith (voice) Forest Whitaker ... Ira (voice) Michael Berry Jr. ... The Bull (voice) Chris Cooper ... Douglas (voice)
Jeremy London ... Russel Bayne Christy Carlson Romano ... Alex Layton Yancy Butler ... Lilith Mark Dacascos ... Von Griem Rhett Giles ... Van Helsing Dean N. Arevalo ... Security Guard 1 Edrick Browne ... Detective Ladd Marcus Lyle Brown ... Konstantinos August Creppel ... Parking Attendant Joseph Diaz ... Bryce Katie Edmond ... Lady Bathorly Nick Everhart ... Security Guard 2 Shaun Grant ... Orlock James Hébert ... Lord Ravencroft Stephanie Honore ... Zafira David Jensen ... Dracula Justin Jones ... Maximillian Jerry Katz ... Vlad Jade Michael LaFont ... Townsperson David Joseph Martinez ... Dr. James Avery Antonio C. McGill ... Man #2 Trenton McRae ... Vampire Henchman Angela Meredith ... Emily Lacey Minchew ... Sarah Lauren Norfleet ... Girl on Phone Derek Osedach ... Jimmy 'The Kid' Lang Parker ... Housewife Daniel Ponsky ... Infomercial Voice (voice) Julitta Pourciau ... Russ' Associate John Prince ... Man #1 Kristen Quintrall ... Vampzilla Taylor Roppolo ... Sadie Sarah Ann Schultz ... Xandrea Leigh Scott ... The Old One Billy Slaughter ... Felix Jabari Thomas ... Olo Jordan Turnage ... Epoch Ranna Williams ... Townsperson
